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Song Parodies -> "W.T.F"

Original Song Title:

"Always On Time"

Original Performer:

Ashanti & Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"W.T.F"

Parody Written by:

Mel Kleindienst

The Lyrics

They are both crap...WARNING: Don't read if you're already confused!!!
Always in your hair
Or in your mind
I don't know why
Want my time
Always in your hair
Or in your mind
I don't know why
Want my time

Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time
Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time

Come on, we all know rap is crap, yeah
You know me, if you don't you will one day
There's explaining that no one needs
But now I see you, and that's what I find
So, stop the complaints and drop the order restraints
Sex isn't all that excites your partners
It isn't all that life is really about
'Cause it's nearly six and no one's eyeing you
I got the Bonds in a twist
And I'm just outside waiting for a decent guy
Damn, I can't seem to see anyone around
Hold on, there's some people looking at me now
Wondering why I'm standin' all alone here
I'm just hanging around, looking at who's walkin' by
But you just think, and that makes me think, yeah

Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time
Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time

Hey, look at us now, see this thing out
It's only an image that we see on TV screens
You can always write letters saying "dear mother"
Looking at that Benz, seeing those ugly cars
You should know better than to drive it
All you see is money, that's who you are
I don't got much, but I bet Ja Rule will
With all the crap he seems to drag in our lives
It's like he's always on drugs and drinking
But I'm keepin' it real, trying to get it right
I ain't making anyone see me, or hear who I am
I don't play hard to get, I am end up being that
If guys talk to me, I'm friendly enough to talk back
I don't play truth or dare, life's not fair
This is only a love-hate situation
But it's like I'm not in this, so please go, take me away

Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time
Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time

A double life, no, a personality
A lot seems to mix up points of view
I'm always the one, the one who's confused
You got me trapped like everyone before
Terrorist attack threats all over the country
And when the Bali bombings happened I was relaxing at home
Now I care
Dearies, I'm just confusing so give it all up now
I have nothing more to say now
...

Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time
Baby, I'm always in your hair
Or I'm in your mind
I don't know why you
Really want my time

Always in your hair
Or in your mind
I don't know why
Want my time
Always in your hair
Or in your mind
I don't know why
Want my time

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