Song Parodies -> The Britz are in Trouble (Chelsea v Barcelona)
| Original Song Title: | "From the Ritz to the Rubble" |
| Original Performer: | Arctic Monkeys |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Britz are in Trouble (Chelsea v Barcelona)" |
| Parody Written by: | Willz |
This is my second parody, I don't think it's particularly funny but I just had to do a song detailing in great length how Chelsea got knocked out the Champions League. Didn't see the game? Don't bother reading this one.
Last night there's Barcelona
Ronaldinho's alright
The other team was Chelsea
Roman Abramovich, totalitarian
He's got lots of dough
But we know its illegal
They're all cheats it's true
The players in blue!
But then Messi is through
Goes past Robben OK
Del Horno is there but he's in disarray
and he realizes then that it's finally the time
To jump at Messi try to break his spine
And the red card is shown; the ref's made his move
Down to ten men Chelsea's got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the fans in blue
Motta scores an own goal
And Mourinho he knew
That they had to hold on
But then Terry rose up
Level scores in this match on the way to the cup
They want, balls flying everywhere and
Bottles as well they'll just
Sign Shevchenko
and Ballack as well yeah!
Barca pile on pressure but time is getting late
They tried a thousand million things but didn?t manage scoring
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
But Eto'o's a different class today
Eto'o's a different class and he scores tonight
From Marquez?s cross that he put away
But Eto'o's a different class today
Eto'o's a different class and he scores tonight
From Marquez's cross that he put away
Chelsea pile on pressure but time is getting late
they tried a thousand million things but didn't manage scoring
Defend deep, but how deep is too deep?
This match will be talked about
Chelsea were incensed
had the red card amended
they just didn't know what it's for
This match will be talked about
Chelsea were incensed
had the red card amended
they just didn't know what it's for
Ronaldinho's alright
The other team was Chelsea
Roman Abramovich, totalitarian
He's got lots of dough
But we know its illegal
They're all cheats it's true
The players in blue!
But then Messi is through
Goes past Robben OK
Del Horno is there but he's in disarray
and he realizes then that it's finally the time
To jump at Messi try to break his spine
And the red card is shown; the ref's made his move
Down to ten men Chelsea's got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the fans in blue
Motta scores an own goal
And Mourinho he knew
That they had to hold on
But then Terry rose up
Level scores in this match on the way to the cup
They want, balls flying everywhere and
Bottles as well they'll just
Sign Shevchenko
and Ballack as well yeah!
Barca pile on pressure but time is getting late
They tried a thousand million things but didn?t manage scoring
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
But Eto'o's a different class today
Eto'o's a different class and he scores tonight
From Marquez?s cross that he put away
But Eto'o's a different class today
Eto'o's a different class and he scores tonight
From Marquez's cross that he put away
Chelsea pile on pressure but time is getting late
they tried a thousand million things but didn't manage scoring
Defend deep, but how deep is too deep?
This match will be talked about
Chelsea were incensed
had the red card amended
they just didn't know what it's for
This match will be talked about
Chelsea were incensed
had the red card amended
they just didn't know what it's for
Arsenal v Barcelona- that'll be a good final. Come on the Gunners.
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This is hilarious again, I hate Chelsea, the cheating bastards! I'm a United fan (still can't believe we didn't get past the group stages) but I thought Barcelona were going to win the Champions League anyway, I'll be suprised if Arsenal manage to win it, anyway 5-5-5, keep it up!!
Wow thanks! Yeah I can't really see anyone but Barcelona winning it but... well who knows. I hope United snatch the Prem from Chelsea, I'd love to see the look on Mourinho's face. Anyway. Cheers for the 5-5-5 again!
Great parody, enjoyable read. Not sure about the Reds sentiments though. How times have changed, 2 years on and it's the Red Devils vs Avram's boys in Moscow. GO CHELSEA :)
Very good, fits in perfectly! I love the Arctic Monkeys anyway! Greetings from Hamburg
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