Annihilation of all the food in Mac-don-alds
Abomination who eats and eats and then wad-dles
Tonight he;ll eat your stuff

Tonight he'll eat a porpoise, yeah regardless of what's gone before
He wants to eat all of the fridge because he's just obscene
He eats burgers pancakes chocolate and French cuisine
Tried dieting without success
Will steal your food and then he's gone
To eat some more of his sweetcorn

Annihilation of all the food in Mac-don-alds
Abomination who eats and eats and then wad-dles
Tonight he'll eat your stuff
Tonight he'll eat a porpoise, yeah regardless of what's gone before

He wants to eat all your oranges and tangerines
He wants to eat up all the apples in the fruit machine
He?ll go through your bin
You've got to understand it you can never beat the bandit, no

And he ate all the pies! And he ate your choc!
And your candy bar, basically all your stock
And he'll get to food even if its padlocked
And his frying pan is always baking hot
You can bet that he?s dined tonight bet that he's dined

Yeah you can bet that he's dined tonight bet that he's dined
All the restaurants are running out of stock
Have to keep on serving until twelve o' clock

Annihilation of all the food in Mac-don-alds
Abomination who eats and eats and then wad-dles
Tonight he'll eat your stuff, oh!
Tonight he'll eat a porpoise, yeah regardless of what's gone before

And he ate all the pies! And he ate your choc!
And your candy bar, basically all your stock
And he'll get to food even if its padlocked
And his frying pan is always baking hot
You can bet that he's dined tonight bet that he's dined

Yeah you can bet that he's dined tonight bet that he's dined

You can't leave your tarts out, around 3 o' clock
Cause when he gets hungry yeah he'll eat the lot!