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Song Parodies -> "Food in the Afternoon"

Original Song Title:

"View From The Afternoon"

Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"Food in the Afternoon"

Parody Written by:

Willz

The Lyrics

Er yes well.. this is my first parody. Spent the past few months listening to their album continuously, so this just came to me. It's not great, and its not really about anyone in particular, in the last line you can insert anyone's name- for example- "cause when Prescott's hungry yeah he eats the lot!" Anyone fat.
Annihilation of all the food in Mac-don-alds
Abomination who eats and eats and then wad-dles
Tonight he;ll eat your stuff

Tonight he'll eat a porpoise, yeah regardless of what's gone before
He wants to eat all of the fridge because he's just obscene
He eats burgers pancakes chocolate and French cuisine
Tried dieting without success
Will steal your food and then he's gone
To eat some more of his sweetcorn

Annihilation of all the food in Mac-don-alds
Abomination who eats and eats and then wad-dles
Tonight he'll eat your stuff
Tonight he'll eat a porpoise, yeah regardless of what's gone before

He wants to eat all your oranges and tangerines
He wants to eat up all the apples in the fruit machine
He?ll go through your bin
You've got to understand it you can never beat the bandit, no

And he ate all the pies! And he ate your choc!
And your candy bar, basically all your stock
And he'll get to food even if its padlocked
And his frying pan is always baking hot
You can bet that he?s dined tonight bet that he's dined

Yeah you can bet that he's dined tonight bet that he's dined
All the restaurants are running out of stock
Have to keep on serving until twelve o' clock

Annihilation of all the food in Mac-don-alds
Abomination who eats and eats and then wad-dles
Tonight he'll eat your stuff, oh!
Tonight he'll eat a porpoise, yeah regardless of what's gone before

And he ate all the pies! And he ate your choc!
And your candy bar, basically all your stock
And he'll get to food even if its padlocked
And his frying pan is always baking hot
You can bet that he's dined tonight bet that he's dined

Yeah you can bet that he's dined tonight bet that he's dined

You can't leave your tarts out, around 3 o' clock
Cause when he gets hungry yeah he'll eat the lot!
Hope to do another parody soon, I've got a good one based on From the Ritz to the Rubble about the Chelsea-Barcelona Champions League second leg.

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Mike K - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
First of all thnx for commenting my parody, second of all I found this parody hilarious, I was pissing myself listening to the song while reading this parody, this is like John Prescott's biography! The oranges and tangerines section cracked me up, anyway keep up the good work, I'm looking forward to your next parody!
Willz - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike K!!!!! Hope you're not a Chelsea fan, because my next one is really just an account of them being hammered by Barcelona.

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