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Song Parodies -> "Gordon Brown"

Original Song Title:

"When The Sun Goes Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"Gordon Brown"

Parody Written by:

Mike K

The Lyrics

God I hope Labour are out by 2009, I can imagine this being recorded and used on a Conservative party election broadcast (even though I support Liberal Democrats)
So who's that bloke there?
I wonder who he is
And why he's talking bout our streets
Been shit since '97
Cos' his policies are weak
And he's a bloody hypocrite

And what a rubbish plan
A social banking scheme
And then a fucking smoking ban
I just can't see why Blair
Employs a Scotch orang-utan
I think its bloody offensive

I've not always thought Labour was shite
At first I thought with Major gone things would be alright
Now I know they're reconstructed Thatcherites
I've never given them my vote
I've never given them my vote

I've noticed the tax price has risen
Now it's impossible to spare a pound
Either the Labour party's kiddin'
Or the circus sacked a bunch of clowns

They know that they're achieving nothing
Brown at Number 10 is hardly likely
I hope they don't go doing something
That makes our country start to look unsightly
Start to look unsightly

Why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
And why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
And why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
Oh Dear
Oh Dear

He used to represent Dunfermline
So how the fuck is he the Chancellor?
OAP's are asking questions
But he just can't be arsed to answer them

Labour's screwed our children's futures
Their pension policy is just a lie
I just can't bloody wait to boot him
I've got to wait till 2009
I'll celebrate when he's been sacked

Why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
And why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
And why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
Oh Dear

Why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
This bloody rubbish Chancellor has let us down
And why did Labour have to hire Gordon Brown?
Oh Dear
Oh Dear

What a rubbish plan
A social banking scheme
And then a fucking smoking ban
I cannot change things now but in 2009 I can
I hope that he'll be gone by then

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T-Mac - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Americans won't get this, but I do! 555!
A7X_4eva - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
lol, well funni, gordon brown sucks, im american and i get it, but ur probly right about everyone else
Willz - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is fantastic!! Hate Tony Blair and his cronies, especially Gordon Brown... this is probably the funniest parody I've seen so far.
Willz - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry me again... just wanted to say again what a great parody this is and also to check out my song making fun of fat people (John Prescott if you like) to the tune of the first track on the Arctic Monkeys' album, The View From The Afternoon, called The Food In The Afternoon. Please comment on it. Be ruthless.
Graham Smailes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Anyone who likes this should check out Gordon Brown by Gav Powell - I only did a search for gordon brown on the off chance and have found two excellent parodies!

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