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Song Parodies -> "Botswana Adolescent"

Original Song Title:

"Flourescent Adolescent"

Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"Botswana Adolescent"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

You say you have been to Botswana
to get the accent very rightly
just like the 1950s, back when Elvis was king and queen
you might just be overrated then open minded
nowhere it is safe to Remain In Light
just like Damaged Goods to be fucking gentle
Macca and Heather Mills or a fucking pencil

Oh, Botswana is a slag
the best we ever had
the best we ever had was just a crappy ol' dream
but these days we are not, but these days we are not
wonderful when we see you fall

If we again ever go to Botswana
please don't start the riots we had there
last time it were like the Paris riots
not in 1968 but in 2005
where we were when that started out
watching Popworld, talking shite to Clive Anderson
then it was to Alexa Chung and Alan Sugar both nude

Oh, you are a slag
the worst you ever had
the worst you ever had
is when the classically goes 'BANG'
and it goes bang, and it goes bang
just like Hamlet dreaming it all up again

Oh, oh where are they now
Oh, oh where are they now
Oh, oh where are they now
Oh, oh where are they now





You fucking me up (yes)
we taking up the last line games
we are just sounding it out
you are foo fighting all my days

You wanking me up (no)
get out off my landline
then thinking of the landslide
you're sounding it out
then we're not going to Botswana again

we're think again about the last times
when we were in Botswana
QI was on the telly, 'Don't Cha' was on the radio
we were just fucking me up
but you're not going to be shown

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