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Song Parodies -> "Well This Is Not Really What I Asked For"

Original Song Title:

"I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor"

Original Performer:

Arctic Monkeys

Parody Song Title:

"Well This Is Not Really What I Asked For"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Stop ordering pies for me,
and they will stop serving food at two,
Do you want to share these fries with me,
Coz I've ordered some for you

Well, it looks like you've chosen (Coke with no ice)
Oh this is extortion ( Look at the price)
Paintings aren't real and I don't like the band,
Being so rude might result in a ban, so I'll just go

Well this is not really what I asked for
I don't know why I booked in advance or,
I don't know what I'm here for
Well this is not really what I asked for
Dining in a retro bar like did in 1954.
In 1954!

My wife keeps imploring me,
and tell me to leave it there,
Another round you're telling me
and you're giving me that stare

Well, it looks like you've chosen (Coke with no ice)
Oh this is extortion (Look at the price)
Paintings aren't real and I don't like the band,
Being rude might result in a ban, so I'll just go

Well this is not really what I asked for
I don't know why I booked in advance or,
I don't know what I'm here for
Well this is not really what I asked for
Dining in a retro bar like did in 1954.
In 1954!

Oh in this pub,
No mountain view, I'm quiet upset
Just banging doors
and there are no pets
But noisy neighbours and
lots of paper serviettes!

Well this is not really what I asked for
I don't know why I booked in advance or,
I don't know what I'm here for
Well this is not really what I asked for
Dining in a retro bar like did in 1954.
In 1954!

Well this is not really what I asked for
I don't know why I booked in advance or,
I don't know what I'm here for
Well this is not really what I asked for
Dining in a retro bar like did in 1954.
In 1954!

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