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Song Parodies -> "Neon Store"

Original Song Title:

"Neon Bible"

Original Performer:

Arcade Fire

Parody Song Title:

"Neon Store"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

A vial of hope and a vial of passion
In the light they both looked the light
Poured them out on into the store
On every boy and every girl

It's in the Neon Store, the Neon Store
Not much chance for a pricetag
If the Neon Store is right

Take the poison of your audience
Don't lick your fingers when you buy the items
What I know is what you know is right
In the city it's the only light
It's the Neon Store, the Neon Store
Not much chance for a pricetag
If the Neon Store is right

Oh Cash! Well look at you now!
Oh! You get it, but you know the money!
In the light of a grocery store
Oh God! I had to say!

Take the poison of your age
Don't lick your fingers when you buy the items
It was wrong but you said it was right
In the future I will buy for money

It's the Neon Store, the Neon Store
Not much chance for a pricetag
If the Neon Store is true
That's all!

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