I am so hungry - illusions in my mind hurt me.
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
Honey Nut Cheerios gives me allergies – Fruit loops make me feel like a freak
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me.

Cocoa Puffs are uneatable – they make me faint on the table
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
It's all mascots in the ring – fighting to make me choose them to eat.
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun

I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever

Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl

Toucan flys the speed of light – and rises to and from any height
It's true but just remember that - what they do – is just for you
An circus of craziness - a bunch of toons chasing us
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun

I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever

Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl

You think they're so mysterious – they took it all too serious
Killed by frag grenades- what they do- is all just for you.

What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you
What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you

I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever

Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl