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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast Hunger (Battle Cereals)"

Original Song Title:

"Cartoon Heroes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast Hunger (Battle Cereals)"

Parody Written by:

Tinkleheimer

The Lyrics

This really sucks but oh well. Tinkle is back. I LOVE DDR.
I am so hungry - illusions in my mind hurt me.
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
Honey Nut Cheerios gives me allergies – Fruit loops make me feel like a freak
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me.

Cocoa Puffs are uneatable – they make me faint on the table
Breakfast is what I think when I awake - where is food - I wish I could find the food
It's all mascots in the ring – fighting to make me choose them to eat.
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun

I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever

Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl

Toucan flys the speed of light – and rises to and from any height
It's true but just remember that - what they do – is just for you
An circus of craziness - a bunch of toons chasing us
Box by box - the cereal is confusing me. – one by one -- morning hunger is no fun

I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever

Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl

You think they're so mysterious – they took it all too serious
Killed by frag grenades- what they do- is all just for you.

What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you
What they do – is just for you - What they do – is just for you

I am looking for some cereals – oh – I haven't been this hungry ever
All in my crazy mind – oh – and my stomach can't take this forever

Here comes Snap 'n Crackle – Lucky Smack'in 'em – welcome to the toon town brawl
There goes Cap'n Crunch – Goin' back to never land – welcome to the toon town
brawl
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Pacing: 1.7
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 3

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Dominic L. - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, I can't follow this with the original. The way you typed it is confusing me...
Tinkleheimer - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I am used to the DDR version of the song so that is what I went by.
elliebellie - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
at the end i thought there was just 1 welcome to the toon town brawl
kathleen - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
it sucks and so do you
Josh Taylor Stingray - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna have to agree with dominic and kathleen. I want to write a better parody than this garbage. Sorry.
DJ Blaze - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is very funny, I have to say. No offense, but it could've been paced a whole lot better. 513. And..... I LOVE DDR TOO.

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