Song Parodies -> Chinese Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Barbie Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Aqua |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chinese Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | M.S.G |
Gotta hate stereotypes.
"Hiya lang lui!"
"Hi lang jai!"
"Want to ride in my Honda?"
"Sure lang jai!"
"Jump in!"
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation
Come on bb, let's go drink tea
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me
I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry
You're so tall, Chinese doll
Eat some jook or chow mein
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie
Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation
Come on bb, let's go drink tea (Ai ai ai yah)
Come on bb, let's go drink tea (Ooh ooh)
Make me cook, make me clean
Do whatever is mean
I can do some kung-fu, I have loads of bamboo
Come jump in, let's play pool, cruise around just again,
Look and stare, dye your hair, rent some movies.
Gung jai mein, I'm jook seng, I go to the library
Bot paw girls are so jean, you can say I grow string beans.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation
"Oh, that guy, kui tai mut gwai"
"Well lang lui, I'll use my martial arts"
"Oh I love you lang jai"
"Hi lang jai!"
"Want to ride in my Honda?"
"Sure lang jai!"
"Jump in!"
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation
Come on bb, let's go drink tea
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Playing mahjong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can't stop me
I'm Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry
You're so tall, Chinese doll
Eat some jook or chow mein
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie
Eat cha siu, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam's club.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation
Come on bb, let's go drink tea (Ai ai ai yah)
Come on bb, let's go drink tea (Ooh ooh)
Make me cook, make me clean
Do whatever is mean
I can do some kung-fu, I have loads of bamboo
Come jump in, let's play pool, cruise around just again,
Look and stare, dye your hair, rent some movies.
Gung jai mein, I'm jook seng, I go to the library
Bot paw girls are so jean, you can say I grow string beans.
I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation
"Oh, that guy, kui tai mut gwai"
"Well lang lui, I'll use my martial arts"
"Oh I love you lang jai"
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I also hate stereotypes, and this parody does a good job at poking fun at them. I especially hate stereotypes with factual errors (Sanrio is Japanese, not Chinese), so bonus points on that.
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it was ok nt really funny though
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