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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Santa"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not Jesus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Apocalyptica

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Santa"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Stayed up all night dreaming
Stayed up in my room
Said my prayers and jumped in bed
Too excited for sleep

Real to the faithful
Who send you their desires
Sugar plums will fill their heads
They wonder when a man will come down

DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
AND THE KID I USED TO BE?
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?

[chorus]
When you come down the chimney
Children light with glee
(I will not hear the roof cladder)
I'm not Santa
Santa's isn't real!
You have said that reindeer fly
Stop bullshitting me
(There's no such thing as Santa's sleigh)
I'm not Santa
I will not believe

I thought you were a real man
I thought you were jolly
You unreal, fattened, diabetic
You judge, jury, executioner

DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
AND THE KID I USED TO BE?
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?

Do you remember?

[chorus]
When the clock strikes twelve o' clock
I won't see you there
(I've grown to know the fucking truth)
I'm not Santa
Santa's isn't real!
And the punishments you give
You train for future crimes
(There's better punishment than coal)
I'm not Santa
I will not believe

I will not believe
I won't be led astray
I will not believe
I won't be led astray

DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
AND THE KID I USED TO BE?
NOT THE SAME I USED TO BE!
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[chorus]
When you come down the chimney
Children light with glee
(I will not hear the roof cladder)
I'm not Santa
Santa's isn't real!
You have said that reindeer fly
Stop bullshitting me
(There's no such thing as Santa's sleigh)
I'm not Santa
I will not
I'm not Santa
I will not believe

Oh I will not believe! Yeah yeah!
I will not believe!

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DJ Blaze - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Surprisingly, I wasn't that disappointed to find that Santa wasn't real. Good job on a good subject! 555
Old Man Ribber - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
People still believe in the South. So...yes Santa Claus, there is a Virginia! ;D

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