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Song Parodies -> "One Trillion Hours"

Original Song Title:

"One Trillion Dollars"

Original Performer:

Anti-Flag

Parody Song Title:

"One Trillion Hours"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Just FYI, Dial-Up modem sucks something awful
One trillion hours, to load the Google page
One trillion hours, spurs me into a rage
One trillion hours, waiting for a site to load
One trillion hours tying up the telephone

No(oh-oh, whoa-oh)
F**k dial-up, can't get the pages to load up that right
No, oh-oh, no-oh
F**k dial-up, it's too slow

One trillion hours, been sitting in this chair
One trillion hours, progress bar's going nowhere
One trillion hours, just staring at the screen
One trillion hours, and I'm just about to scream

No(oh-oh, whoa-oh)
F**k dial-up, can't get the pages to load up that right
No, oh-oh, no-oh
F**k dial-up, it's too slow

Until the modem f***ing fries
Until my service croaks and it won't load no more
Until connection up and dies
And my whole PC is just smashed on the ground

One trillion hours, MySpace and AmIright
One trillion hours, are most spent on those two sites
One trillion hours, I'd switch to DSL
One trillion hours, but the monthly fee is hell!

No(oh-oh, whoa-oh)
F**k dial-up, can't get the pages to load up that right
No, oh-oh, no-oh
F**k dial-up, sick of waiting for all of these sites!
Whoa, sh*t-loads of hours spent, wait on web all night
Whoaf**k dial-up, it's so slow

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