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Song Parodies -> "We're On The Dole"

Original Song Title:

"We're On The Ball"

Original Performer:

Ant & Dec

Parody Song Title:

"We're On The Dole"

Parody Written by:

Ap Erson

The Lyrics

i was bored and i was listening to Ant & Dec loland i got the idea coz of that dole bludger from The Wedge
They thought it was all over
But it's only just begun
The cup of Southern promise
In the land of the Rising Sun
Seemed a million miles away
And one thing's for sure
The talk begins of '66
'Cos we haven't found a cure
Send an SOS, a country's in need
Mark Warey's the man he's got a plan
We've found a super Aussie
A nation re-united
And we all come alive
Fat Mandi is captain
And Sultry makes it five

We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole

green and gold are the colours
The whole world in our hands
The time has come to stick it
Can we stick it, yes we can
Warey's army marching forward
Hear three lions roar
We're Aussies forever now
Altogether we're on the dole!

We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole

What do you think of the song Molly
Do Yourself A Favour
Is it going to be a hit
grab yourself a copy

It's Sultry to Mandi, Mandi to Kooney
Kooney to Warey, Warey Mark
Mark to Dole Bludger, Dole Bludger to Lucy
Lucy to Dylan to nod

It's Sultry to Mandi, Mandi to Kooney
Kooney to Warey, Warey Mark
Mark to Dole Bludger, Dole Bludger to Lucy
Lucy to Dylan to nod

It's Sultry to Mandi, Mandi to Kooney
Kooney to Warey, Warey Mark
Mark to Dole Bludger, Dole Bludger to Lucy
Lucy to Dylan to nod

We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole
We're on the dole

can i have my cheque back please?

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