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Song Parodies -> "Dial-up Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Pavement Cracks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Annie Lennox

Parody Song Title:

"Dial-up Sucks"

Parody Written by:

D-Boz

The Lyrics

I have broadband on my computer at home, but when I'm on holiday I have to use dad's laptop and this phonecard to connect to the Internet using dial-up. Lately it has been working fine, but there have been times where I've had to log in over and over again surfing the web and it drove me nuts. Here's a song about that...
Daddy's little laptop is right on the table here with me
I put in the dial-up card in and log-on
But everytime it's just the same

Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
But I just wanna surf the world wide web
But I keep having to log in

Back at home it's not so hard
Cos I go broadband all the way
I can just surf on the whole day through
And nothing telling me things failed

Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
With broadband I can surf the world wide web
It's much better than this crap

Oh I'm pissed because dial-up sucks oh oh
Dad don't like me spending bucks oh oh
Oh I'm pissed because dial-up sucks oh oh
Dad don't like me spending bucks oh oh

Oh, I'm so pissed off because dial-up sucks
And dad don't like me spending all his bucks
I've had enough off all that re-dial crap
It takes forever and I get nowhere

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Blethar - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
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