-> "Too Late"
Original Song Title:
"Dilate"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Too Late"
Parody Written by:
Jann Kelly
The Lyrics
I used to love wild life
Now I'm rather snobbish
i wake up, had a nightmare
and i don't know where the bathroom is
i don't know where to go
or what sky i am under
and i wake up in the darkness and i
don't have any friends
everyone has one
and a closet where they can keep him in
where are mine?
every song has a you
a you that the singer sings to
but i don't have any friends at all
baby, i m so snotty since you been gone
i need to wash my face
i use the back of my hand
and i like to take my make-up kit
just because i'm ugly
and i use my dress
to wipe the lipstick from my lips
i care more and more
what people think
and you lead a life without me
you always dissapoint me
sometimes it feels like i m choking
but it's really not funny
and i just want you to live up to
the image of you i create
i see you and i'm so disatisfied
i see for me and you it is too late
so i'll walk through the park
with a dumb smile on my face
if i'm gonna go down to SoHo
i'm goin' to Julia Stiles
and you will see me surrender
you will hear me confess
'cuz you gave me nothing
but this ugly dress
and i m staying with her long enough
and i m gonna close the door
and then i hear it click shut behind me
and every key works differently
i forget everytime when i m with her
she would never deny me
that's what defines me
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