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Song Parodies -> "32 Tasers"

Original Song Title:

"32 Flavors"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ani DiFranco

Parody Song Title:

"32 Tasers"

The Lyrics

I got tased once, on accident, and let me tell you, that was one of the best feelings in the world
cover your eyes and back away
I'm the f****n' Chicago Police son
I am a Southside mounty with no horse
I have 32 tasers and bean bag guns
and I'm crazy enough to start a car chase
so you might want to pull over
cause someday you're going to get 10 years
and regret the time you sped

All my sergeants taught me about the system
and I have done well by their badges
just the whoop-ass I've lashed out on offenders
Is more than I can lavish
still there's many bad guys who think they're tough
So now I'll hunt them down like a hawk
And have a steak out till they come out
Of their house and then I get 'em

and god help you if you try to shoot at me
course if you run you'll also be screwed
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the law enforcement yes ooh
and god help you if you are a repeat offender
and you dare to attack again
a thousand guns will flip from their holsters
while you are just walking out

I'm not trying to give the world my power
by beating you
and I would like to state for the record
I did everything that I could do
I'm not saying that I'm a shero
I just don't want to see you scum
no, I will never be a shero
but I will always have cop fun

cover your eyes and back away
I'm the f****n' Chicago Police son
I am a Southside mounty with no horse
I have 32 tasers and bean bag guns
and I'm crazy enough to start a car chase
so you might want to pull over
cause someday you're going to get 10 years
and regret the time you sped
Ani DiFranco Rocks!

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