-> "Dick On Your Docs"
Original Song Title:
"Dick In A Box"
Original Performer:
Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Dick On Your Docs"
The Lyrics
Berger:
Hey, pervs,
We got something real important to tell you,
So get this down.
Now, listen.
We spent eight years in the White House;
That's a long, long time.
Clinton:
Such a long time...
Berger:
When the times got idle,
We did a bit of crime.
Clinton:
Well, we knew that Congress
Had our archives open wide;
Berger:
Open wide...
Clinton:
We had to do something;
We had a few things to hide.
Berger:
Some things to hide...
Clinton:
The docs are bulky,
Don't fit in his socks;
So he stuffed'em down:
Put his dick on your docs.
Berger:
It's on your docs...
Berger:
Not docs about diamond smuggling;
Not really big crimes or anything...*
Clinton:
Not about my use of a cigar:
Pervs, you already know that from Ken Starr!
Berger:
Just a few things he did up on the hill
You don't need to know about Bill.
Clinton:
Something I want to keep close to my heart
Berger:
And another part...
Together:
Like my dick on your docs!
Berger:
My dick on your docs, gays...
Together:
It's my dick on your docs!
Clinton:
Ooh...
My dick on your docs, girls...
Together:
See, we're smart enough to know
The press isn't telling--no--
If we do something wrong;
The leftstream media
Won't remember it long.
To all you liars out there
With some truth to suppress,
It's easy to do;
Just follow these steps:
Berger:
One:
Clinton:
Go and swipe all the docs;
Berger:
Two:
Clinton:
Put your junk on those docs;
Berger:
Three:
Clinton:
Zip up over the docs;
Together:
And that's the way you do it!
It's my dick on your docs!
Bergs:
My dick on your docs, gays...
Together:
It's my dick on your docs!
Clinton:
Ooh...
My dick on your docs, girls...
Berger:
Congress--
Clinton:
Dick on your docs.
Berger:
Monica--
Clinton:
Dick on your docs!
Berger:
Dubya--
Clinton:
My dick on your docs--
Everyone in politics, my dick on your docs!
Every Rep in the House, my dick on your docs;
At all the Senate meetings, dick on your docs;
Interns, boys and girls, I got my dick on your docs!
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well...
...My dick on your docs...
...Dick on your docs...
...Dick on your docs...
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