Song Parodies -> Deformities in Hill-Billies
| Original Song Title: | "She Thinks She Needs Me" |
| Original Performer: | Andy Griggs |
| Parody Song Title: | "Deformities in Hill-Billies" |
| Parody Written by: | Candice |
He blinks as he sees his daughter
He thinks he might shoot that boy
He hears bells every mornin
They just dont make shotguns cheap
Bullets chink in that barrel
Let's hope this round doesn't fail
He don't have the heart to tell her
That boy's dead if she gets nailed
She dont how much he hates him
she dont know he'd shoot out his heart
with every kiss
with every touch
within his extremely hairy arms
she dont know he'd shoot him off her
she dont know he wants him off her
she's the only she that he's got
and she lives in Kentucky...
sometimes beats it to her
when she's layin fast asleep
but she don't know his perversions
but of course it's Ken-tuck-y!
Kentucky
She dont how much he hates him
she dont know he'd shoot out his heart
with every kiss
with every touch
within his extremely hairy arms
she dont know he'd shoot him off her
she dont know he wants him off her
she's the only she that he's got
and she lives in Kentucky...
yea, now the body smells bad
her baby ain't such a lucky one
She dont how much he hates him
she dont know he'd shoot out his heart
with every kiss
with every touch
within his extremely hairy arms
she dont know he'd shoot him off her
she dont know he wants him off her
she's the only she that he's got
and she lives in Kentucky...
He blinks as he sees his daughter
He thinks he might shoot that boy...
He thinks he might shoot that boy
He hears bells every mornin
They just dont make shotguns cheap
Bullets chink in that barrel
Let's hope this round doesn't fail
He don't have the heart to tell her
That boy's dead if she gets nailed
She dont how much he hates him
she dont know he'd shoot out his heart
with every kiss
with every touch
within his extremely hairy arms
she dont know he'd shoot him off her
she dont know he wants him off her
she's the only she that he's got
and she lives in Kentucky...
sometimes beats it to her
when she's layin fast asleep
but she don't know his perversions
but of course it's Ken-tuck-y!
Kentucky
She dont how much he hates him
she dont know he'd shoot out his heart
with every kiss
with every touch
within his extremely hairy arms
she dont know he'd shoot him off her
she dont know he wants him off her
she's the only she that he's got
and she lives in Kentucky...
yea, now the body smells bad
her baby ain't such a lucky one
She dont how much he hates him
she dont know he'd shoot out his heart
with every kiss
with every touch
within his extremely hairy arms
she dont know he'd shoot him off her
she dont know he wants him off her
she's the only she that he's got
and she lives in Kentucky...
He blinks as he sees his daughter
He thinks he might shoot that boy...
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