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Song Parodies -> "The Boozehound Of The Night (Re-Write)"

Original Song Title:

"The Music Of The Night"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Parody Song Title:

"The Boozehound Of The Night (Re-Write)"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

With this being the very first parody song that I ever wrote (originally written back in the late 80's or early 90's), I thought that it was due for a re-write and re-recording and I thought of some changes that would make it better. I haven't, as of yet, gotten around to recording the new version, but I will soon.
Whiskey, Bourbon,
Sweet Intoxication
Room is spinning

Go on drink your fill
You're a human whiskey still

Mumbling, slurring,
No communication
Stumbling, Bumbling,
No coordination

The next shot that you swill
Will make you violently ill
And that, my friend, is really not too bright
Cause then you'll be the booze hound of the night

Drink your wine and then climb into your brand new car
Lose control and then slam into a tree
Then the cops will take you where you ought to BEEEEEEEE
In your pants, then you will start to pee

Slowly, surely,
They'll take you to the station
Rudely, Shrewdly,
Police interrogation

Blow into this tube you obnoxious drunken boob
Throw his ass in jail and lock him up real tight
Cause you've become The Booze Hound of The Night

You Drank your wine and then climbed into your brand new car
Lost control and then slammed into a tree
Then the cops stopped by to check your B.A.Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Shockingly, the screen said .23

Trembling, Shaking
Your hangover will pound you
With nausiating
Feelings all around you

The next shot that you swill
Well it might just get you killed
And driving home is really not too bright
So please don't be The Booze Hound of the NIGHT!!!!

Solo section

You alone must make the choice tonight
So please don't me The Booze Hound of the NIGHT!!!!
What do you guys think of the changes?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Patrick - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
I remember the first version. I look forward to hearing the new one. A parody with a valuable lesson. I'm still grateful for your recording of a couple of my parodies. I have them on a USB stick in my car radio. Remember, you have my clearance to record any of my parodies. Same goes for all other readers. Just send me a link to hear it. Do you still have a web site where we can listen to your works? A couple of them were quite funny. This one takes all the glamour out of guzzling, which I know was your intention. My first real drink was nearly my last one, as in feeling like I was going to die. Glad I wasn't behind the wheel. Had no use for the stuff ever since. I destroyed myself with fried chicken and chocolate instead.
Professor Incubus - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Hi Patrick! Yes I do have a website where you can listen to all of my parody recordings (well at least most of them - one of them was blocked for some reason due to copyright reasons). is the link. Over the years, I destroyed my life with both alcohol and food. I made a change for the better almost 12 years ago with one of those. I need to do the same with the other. And, to be honest, making a change with food is more difficult than giving up alcohol - at least for me.
TJC - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Erudite and perfectly paced--certainly superior to my 'swill'!
Patrick - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
I've found myself socially handicapped by my diet. I tend to eat only what I consider "plain" foods. Sauces, spices, gravies, salsas, creams and the like turn me off. Also adopted a modified Kosher/Halal habit in high school under the influence of Elijah Mohammed and Garner Ted Armstrong. No pork, shellfish, and the like. But something I really like, such as Nestle Aero chocolate bars and Tropi King Fruit Juice, that I can't buy in Kansas City, I'll order on the internet.
Patrick - December 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Saw your picture on soundclick. If you want to risk seeing what I look like, you might check out this video I took part in. I was an actor in an Old West comedy acting troupe for about 30 years. My character name was "Doc".
Professor Incubus - December 13, 2019 - Report this comment
I finally got the recording done for this one. It should be up on here within a day or two. I also have it uploaded to my Soundcloud page. The link to it is

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