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Song Parodies -> "The Toast Song"

Original Song Title:

"Valerie"

Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse feat Mark Ronson

Parody Song Title:

"The Toast Song"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Well some times I make jam
making And I eat it in the morning
And I think of all the things I must do,
And I have orange juice in the pitcher.

Since I've started eating, well my lap has been a mess,
And the crumbs i've been collecting, they're making me depressed.

Oh wont you stop falling
Stop a mess out of me.
Why dont you stop falling, Debris.
Debris
Debris
Debris

Did you have to buy that jam,
And put it on your bread,
Did you get a good flavour.

Did you put it in a plan,
And let that jam run down,
Who'll clean it for you.

Are you looking everywhere
That jam is quite rare,
I hope you can find it.

Did you have to pay that much,
The label is in Dutch,
Are you so silly.

Well since I had breakfast,
Yes, my lap has been a mess,
And the way its looking now,
I'm getting more depressed.

Oh want you stop falling
Stop making a messout of me,
Why dont you stop falling, Debris
Debris
Debris
Debris

Well sometimes I est toast,
And I have a glass water,
And I think of all the things I must do,
By my plate I have a picture.

Since I've started eating, well my lap has been a mess,
And the crumbs i've been collecting, they're making me depressed.

Oh wont you stop falling
Stop a mess out of me.
Why dont you stop falling, Debris.
Debris
Debris
Debris.........

Why dont you stop falling,
Debris.

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