Megamarts depend
On the small, sycophantic little working throngs
Wary rejects from the Viet Cong
All enroll naively
Workin’ weeks for rich kin
Wouldn’t dream of ever bitchin’
Cause the hours are long

Spills of eerie goop – looks like blood
Is that someone smothered in juiced brains?
Fuck, his hair’s caught on the power chains
Dude, such labor pains
In our sweaty Beijing shop

Wheels unspringing, jet spouts failed
Under Chinese toilin’
Mao shrinked down when profits paled
His runts we’re now employin’!
Woo!

Howdy, little boy, here’s your boost for the weekend
’Cause you lost your thumb
Twenty pennies for a pack of gum
To send home to mum
For slaving in our shop
(Hey, you!
Who said that you could stop?)

Oh, deranged young employees
The Darfur refugee kids won’t stop crying
Chill! They’ve got breaks twice a year
They’re best for this career – malnourished fingers flying
(Sales! Keep buying!)

Goods shipped out to lots, to be bought
Sold in bulk to Western drooling bums
Meanwhile, foreign kids earn hopeless sums
Stocking stores for ditzy whores
Who make no earnin’s
Haitians, Mexicans and Germans
Make their crap in Vietnam

Boycott Chinese threads? Never heard such crock!
Don’t we need Gap shirts and our Nike socks?
We don’t scoff
Aren't we’re glad they get to work nonstop
So efficient in their sweaty Beijing shops!

Yeah… God bless Taiwan.