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Song Parodies -> "Obsession (CPU)"

Original Song Title:

"Obsession (I love you)"

Original Performer:

Amiel

Parody Song Title:

"Obsession (CPU)"

Parody Written by:

Darren J Godbold

The Lyrics

Well, two things. I dont know how popular this song is, but I tend to hear it alot on the radio down here in Australia, but yeah, if you know it, you should enjoy this parody.
Second of all, this is a song about CPU hardware, basically you dont need too much knowledge, but It's more of a techy song. You have been warned.
Cya guys! This is my 4th! =-)
My chip is boring
My board needs changing,
So I started tweaking
Vamped it
All the way
I'm serious
Maxed out the bus
And in disgust
I watched it melt away.

Crazy about you
Shouldn't have burnt out you
My money's down the drain

CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
They always keep me glued
CPUs
When the clock speed's rising
It ends up frying
I Baked my CPU

Break you in half
You're in the bin
Then I begin
To pick one from the shelf
I want a Pentium baby
Should I go AMD
I want a CPU
That runs at 3 point 2

Now I'm so confused
I really can't choose
How much should i pay?

CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
They always keep me glued
CPUs
When the clock speed's rising
It ends up frying
I Baked my CPU

CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
It's a pity that you're screwed
CPUs
It keeps on trying
But I think it's dying
So long CPU

See these hands they wanna tweak you
Cause I'm a four eyes PC geek who
Has forgot to thermal paste you
So now I've gone and replaced you
And breaking, well you were bound to
And this new chip overpowers you

Even though I've stuffed you
I think I've come through
What more can I say?

CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
They always keep me glued
CPUs
When the clock speed's rising
It ends up frying
I Baked my CPU

CPUs
There's nothing they can't do
CPUs
It's a pity that you're screwed
CPUs
There's a plastic smell
From my Intel
The socket is now fused
Thats my site, if your interested. Its only online when I am however, as its run from my own computer...http://paladin.co.nr

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