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Song Parodies -> "This Guy is Like A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"The Geeks Get The Girls"

Original Performer:

American Hi-Fi

Parody Song Title:

"This Guy is Like A Girl"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

Ok so I've not been on in a while, and I haven't written an ACTUAL parody in a while (sure i've made fun of songs but not written or submitted) so I'm hoping this makes up for lost time. its about a drag queen trying to find another dude...yes that is weird
I'm just a freaky guy, that stays out all night
At the bar wearing skirts and crowns
This purse is brand new, you can borrow it
Tongue ring better than a regular ring
High heels on my feet, hey sir what do you think?
Another line, about how my friends are all guys
All the girls go hide
but that's ok, please just remember I'm not a girl

These pants are super tight
My fishnets are piled up high
And hooker boots pulled up to there
I'm not a whore, I just dress like a girl

These shoes aren't quite steady, he said his name was freddy
He dresses like me, and he talks just like me,
He's got shirts in every color, but mostly in pink,
He's looking now, he'll place his hand in mine,
He turns and walks away, where did I go wrong?
But looking in my hand, I see his buisness card,

Alright, alright, I finally got a guy
Even hookers, can be dudes sometimes
All the freaks run away from me
But I'm not scary I just wanna be a girl

Now it's the next day, I guess he's got lonely
The guy has probly left and gone
But he comes walking in, wearing smooth linen
Crazy as it seems, he doesn't turn and scream
And all around the world, people shout it out
I feel like a girl

Last night I finally found a guy
That dresses gay and likes me too
All the streaks that're in his hair
Shout it all around the world this guy is like a girl (x2)
i know the first verse isnt that great

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Rebecca Gale - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This song was super funny but the pacing was pretty bad! Songs about drag queens are always funny! Keep up with the paroides!
CuteKakang - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
where can i download the mp3ss???? please give me...!!
Stinky Marshmellow - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
if you meant to download the original song, you go and download somethign that will download music, like limewire,and then type the name of the song. be sure to buy the cd if you like what the music sounds like, just to support the artist..if you meant to download mp3s of the parody, i can't tell you, because i don't have any mp3s of my parodies..

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