At Pizza Hut or Papa John's,
They have a new cool kind of thing.
A twisted crust is a big deal,
It's another pizza.
They have the new Stuffed Crust right here,
The price has gone down all the time
Just like the pricings at Papa Johns.


Pizza Hut,
Domino's.
Delivery or frozen,
It's a Tombstone,
Well, who knows?
I wish that I could make you see.
It's just a pizza of the week.


It's Friday night, we're all so bored.
The pizza's in the microwave.
We get stuffed crust or Meat Lovers.
And we are eating on the couch.
They have the new Stuffed Crust right here,
The price has gone down all the time
Just like the pricings at Papa Johns.


Pizza Hut,
Domino's.
Delivery or frozen,
It's a Tombstone,
Well, who knows?
I wish that I could make you see.
It's just a pizza of the week.



Pizza Hut,
Domino's.
Delivery or frozen,
It's a Tombstone,
Tombstone.
Tombstone.
Tombstone.
Pizza Hut,
Domino's.
Delivery or frozen,
It's a Tombstone,
Well, who knows?
I wish that I could make you see.
It's just a pizza of the week.
Red Baron's next week.




"Brady and the Bunch"
Parody of "Beauty and the Beast" by Howard Ashman {1991}

Brady's going fine.
True as he can be.
Both were barely friends,
Then they start the trend onto the TV.

Alice is their maid,
Sam is such a beast.
Both dragged on the show,
They made ratings go,
Brady and the Bunch.


Every show a shame,
Morals for you and I.
Marsha looked like a whore,
Though she was a bore,
As Greg gets a rise.

Brady meets the girl,
Started off a song.
She had three straight girls, one with short blonde curls.
There's Greg, Peter, and Bob.
Mike had three good boys, they should've been beat.
It's so hard to rhyme,
Bobby, Greg, and Mike.
Brady and the Bunch.
One had three great girls,
One had three smart boys,
Brady and the Bunch.