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Song Parodies -> "To Craigslist-which is Insane"

Original Song Title:

"Whats' the Name of the Game?"

Parody Song Title:

"To Craigslist-which is Insane"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 2100th parody accomplished in 28 mos! The perils of online dating...
Didn’t follow advice
Time-after-time
Ended-up more broken-hearted
It seemed to me
Chatting online
Most of the time we just parted

E-Harmony gave me a choice
Christian Mingle wasn’t for me
Compatibility matches annoyed
And so I felt so lonely

Thought I’d better go

To Craigslist- which is insane
‘Cause I didn’t know what to do
To Craigslist- which is insane
I gambled with dating voodoo

Ads aimed to please
For a quick bl*w
I’m a curious guy
So when my date showed

She made me get drunk
It seemed so unreal
And then she showed me
What she was trying to conceal
I trusted “her”
Then her pants came down
And what did I see?
But a schlong hangin’ down!!!

Eeew, Eeew…

I felt like I was gonna puke!!!

So please don’t go
Oh No! My butt hurts so… ouch!

… to the local personals!!!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 16

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Patrick - August 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Was "her" name "Lola"? Security code for this comment CUQ.
Wendy Christopher - August 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I know the OOS (original original song) very well, my mum being a mahoosive Abba fan and all. And you did a great job with this one, Rob. I winced a bit at the end (although not as much as the protagonist of this song, from the sound of it...) but it was very funny. Top marks!
Rob Arndt - August 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Wendy for a comment... but many of my supporters have been 1-bombed like me. The chorus in this movie version is a bit off with added syllable for the first line and repeat. Not quite perfect but I followed the movie version very closely. Amanda Seyfried sang that song so wonderfully :)

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