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Song Parodies -> "Brush"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Aly & AJ

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dominic Salazar

The Lyrics

Lice in my hair
I really mind
Infesting slow
Brush my hair straight
You can’t escape
You can’t escape

Into your hair
They’re everywhere
This really sucks
You used my comb
They irritate
They irritate

Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?
Rushing through your hair
Rushing through your head
Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?

Go get some lice shampoo
Go soap it over
Now I hate you
Into the brush now
We shoudn’t have shared now
You feel it itching topside

Use my brush again
Spreading around
Those tiny feet
Running around
Messing with me
Itch badly now

Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?
Rushing through your hair
Rushing through your hair
Can you feel them?
Can you feel them?

Wanna go get a hairdo
Shave it all over
So the lice can’t hide
Into the brush now
They really go now
I wish they’d all just die

They’ve caused me enough pains
But they just keep digging in
Those parasites start to spread
Darn I picked them up again

Can you feel them...

Covered my head in glue
Itches all over
Now can’t scratch at night
Into the brush now
Bug-bomb my scalp now
Want to make them fry

Use some more shampoo

Don’t let
Those bugs in your do

I’m a walking insect zoo
They’ll get all over
There’s nowhere to hide
Into the brush now
They’ll get you somehow
Keep your brush inside

Itch! Itch! Itch! Itch!

Lice! Lice! Lice! Lice!

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Some person - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, this is pretty good, except for a few pacing problems in the choruses, but only in one line. (Namely the "be ev'ry colour that you are" line. That one wasn't too well paced.)

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