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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Little Ballads"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secrets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

All American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Little Ballads"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

(Not to sound blunt to all of you who are big fans of AAR)I hate this group, I always thought that the all american rejects music sounded dumb. Then just when I thought they could'nt make any more annoying songs, this one came along! I decided to make a parody for this song, symbolizing my hatred towards this group!(Though I do like "Move Along" and "Swing Swing"
Let me know that I've done right
When I'm gone and out of sight
Go around to make these songs
Just to know they all sound wrong

Tell me why they're in my CDs
Find out why there's this parody
You and everyone else here needs to know

I'll show you my crappy little ballads
Don't show any of my fans or else they'll all get mad
My crappy little ballads, who needs to know

When we pose for what we're not
It's the best way we won't rot
Go around to make these songs
Just knowin' they all sound wrong

Tell me why they're in my CDs
Find out why there's this parody
You and everyone else here needs to know

I'll show you my crappy little ballads
Don't show any of my fans or else they'll all get mad
My crappy little ballads, who needs to know

The way they sound it burns!
Even when gone, return
There is no asking why
In minutes I will die

So
Give me that stuff
Called ear plugs

I'll show you my crappy little ballads
Don't show any of my fans or else they'll all get mad
I'll show you my crappy little ballads
Don't show any of my fans or else they'll all get mad

My crappy little ballads
Crappy little ballads
Crappy little ballads, who needs to know

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Voting irregularities in Iraq. Oops, did I just spill a dirty little secret? Anyway, nice parody.
Joel Martinez - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
As a matter of fact, my feelings for this song IS one of my dirty little secrets!
I LUV THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
actually even though i lllllloooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeee the all american rejects and especially the song my dirty little secrets this was pretty funny but i still love the all american rejects.........
Neuroticly Yours, - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
hehe this parody is the bomb diggity....
daniel - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
the aar suck!
Joel Martinez - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
For once, I agree with you Daniel!
daniel - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
who'd of thought?
backstreetgrl - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Like I LOVE THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS said, even though I LUV AAR, I found this parody very funny! Love it.

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