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Song Parodies -> "(Hope It) Will Not Smell"

Original Song Title:

"Gives You Hell"

Original Performer:

All American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"(Hope It) Will Not Smell"

Parody Written by:

Lon

The Lyrics

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You give head every evening with a big smile on your face
And you do it at a perfect pace
Now you've been probably wondrin' why I'm above your waist
Not finding out how you taste

When I eat you out
Hope it will not smell, hope it will not smell
When I'm going down
Hope it will not smell, hope it will not smell

I'm not one to complain, love
But I only go so far
No matter who the hell you are
If cleaning it's a pain, love
Then douching will be way too hard
And my tongue should be barred

And truth be told I'll eat you
And truth be told I'll hate it

When I eat you out
Hope it will not smell, hope it will not smell
When I'm going down
Hope it will not smell, hope it will not smell
I won't stay alive if I muff dive and do it well
I'm not a fool, I have to tell, hope it does not smell
I hope it does not smell

I'm sorry if you're thinking to yourself
"What am I doing wrong?---some oral would turn me on"

And truth be told I'll eat you
And truth be told I'll hate it

When I eat you out
Hope it will not smell
Hope it will not smell
When I'm going down
Hope it will not smell
Hope it will not smell
I won't stay alive if I muff dive and do it well
I'm not a fool, I have to tell, hope it does not smell

Now I'm scared I'll die, and I shouldn't try
I've had a bad experience, and that's no lie
But you want oral, 'cause you know it's wonderful
On that wet, wet muff that I'm scared to smell

When I eat you out
Hope it will not smell
Hope it will not smell
When I'm going down
Hope it will not smell
Hope it will not smell
I won't stay alive if I muff dive and do it well
I'm not a fool, I have to tell, hope it does not smell

When I eat you out
Hope it will not smell
Hope it will not smell
When I'm going down
Hope it will not smell
Hope it will not smell
When you blow my dick, then I must lick--oh I am compelled
I must be fair--I try so well, hope it does not smell
When you blow my dick I know that you will suck so well
You deserve my licks, but I just hope that it won't smell
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