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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Little Ticket"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

All-American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Little Ticket"

Parody Written by:

Weily Coyote

The Lyrics

The original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBqpF8tD4I Hopefully that will eliminate the "Well, IDK the original song...so I'm gonna rate 1 star for the pacing." comments...
I don't think that I've done wrong
But he's known it all along
I go around a block or two
Then I see the red and blue

Officer what'd I do, anyway?
Why'd you pull me over today?
You are the only one that seems to know.

You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket

Who has to know?
That you're short on the donuts
It's the best way that I bribe
I'll give you just one or two
Just to bribe the fat old you.

Tell me what have I done today?
Find out why you are here today.
You are the only one that seems to know

You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket

Who has to know?
What filling is inside
(Inside)
Fruit stains you can't deny
(Deny)
The jelly stains won't lie
(Won't lie)
And now you eat a pie
You're ripping it apart
Eat the dessert

You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket

You'll write me a stupid little ticket
(Stupid little ticket)
Don't have donuts, chocolate filled or some strawberry jelly)
(Chocolate filled or jelly, nope I do not have it)
The dirty little ticket
Dirty little ticket
Dirty little ticket

Where'd Dunkin' go?
Where'd Krispy go?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny. enjoyed it. Pairs up well with one of mine: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/cheaptrick17.shtml
Cody Slusher - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I love that. I did something similer to it. I did a spoof of "Somebody Told Me". It was called "Somebody Toed Me".

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