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Song Parodies -> "Mow the Lawn"

Original Song Title:

"Move Along"

Original Performer:

All Amarican Rejecks

Parody Song Title:

"Mow the Lawn"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Dave

The Lyrics

Just a start of a brighter fucher. i wrote five now and this is my first.
Go ahead as you waste your days being lazy
When the grass grows too tall
Another day and you’ll get mail from the mayor
With a letter saying
“Grass has grown too tall,
You better mow the lawn.”

Can’t you see, that when the grass has grown too tall,
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I need you to.
And even when your mower’s gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn just to make it through
Mow the lawn
Mow the lawn

So a day when you've lost another mower
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a type that will cut down every corner
All the yard falls in your hands
You can get John Deere
But please don’t get a lawn-boy.

Can’t you see, that when the grass has grown too tall,
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I need you to.
And even when your mower’s gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn just to make it through
Mow the lawn
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

Cut that what is long, we mow the lawn
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Everything is long, we mow the lawn
The lawn, the lawn, the lawn.

When the grass has grown too tall,
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I need you to.
And even when your mower’s gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn just to make it through
[x3]

Mow the lawn
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Cut that what is long, we mow the lawn
Thanks. leave a comment. (That must of sounded so lame...)

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Jonathan S. - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever sub/idea.
Jeff22116 - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
what do you mean by sub-idea, Jhon? Nice song BTW.
nunya - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
this was not funny my version is way better!☺☻♥
theLazyDaisy - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, just plant daisies!! Never need to be mowed, they attract honey Bees, and the locals will admire how they blow in the breeze!
Crazy Dave - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
True, but daisies also kill your lawn and attract crabgrass. also, daisies freak me out because of that saying, "Pushing up daisies."

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