Ow!
Ah cha Pow!
Oh no!
As he came down thru the chimney,
he drank his milk and ate some cookies
He left presents under the tree
but, accidentally stepped on kitty
he didn't say he was sorry
he just walked away all laughing.
so she was crushed under his weight,
she was flattened-like a pancake

Kitty are you ok?
Are you OK?
Are you OK, kitty?
Kitty, now you won't play
won't play
now you won't play, kitty? (nah!)
Kitty, you aren't ok
not ok
not ok, kitty
kitty, a dead bloke, eh?
dead bloke, eh?
A dead bloke, eh, kitty?

Kitty, now you won't play
will you please just, go and play?
there's a sign that you won't move
very large dude
who flattened you kitty
he came down thru your chimney
he drank his milk and ate some cookies
you were crushed down
under his weight
now you're flattened
like a pancake

kitty, now you won't play
you won't play
now you won't play kitty
kitty, a dead bloke, eh?
Dead bloke, eh?
you dead bloke, eh, kitty?
Kitty, are you OK?
you ok?
Are you OK, kity?
you've been stepped on,
you've been crushed by,
a big, fat, santa claus.

Pow!
So his eyes popped out that way
he was uglay [ugly]
uglay kittay [ugly kitty]
this xmas will be no fun
when i find him
laying on the ground

Kitty are you ok?
you OK?
Are you OK, kitty?
Kitty, now you won't play
you won't play (you won't play)
now you won't play, kitty?
Kitty, you aren't ok
(kitty, you aren't ok)
not ok
you aren't ok, kitty
kitty, a dead bloke, eh?
dead bloke, eh?
A dead bloke, eh, kitty?

(repeat choruses over and over)