Song Parodies -> Open Diary
| Original Song Title: | "Diary" |
| Original Performer: | Alicia Keys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Open Diary" |
| Parody Written by: | Crazee4chocolate |
Hey, yo
Something I should know
What do you want to tell me
Oh, baby there's something you want to confess
Wait till I get my paper and pen-en
(Chorus)
I will tell your secrets
They'll be all over town in a week(in one week)
I won't keep your secrets
If you tell me you might as well tell everybody-y
I need some juicy gossip
Maybe even some truthful lies
Oh, baby if there's something I know about you
I hope you know Derick, Jenny, and Mary know it too - oo
( Chorus)
Yeah
Yes, I will
Everyone knows what we talk about baby boy
Everyone knows about all your secrets boy
And if you deny, I'll make up some lies boy
Because I love to spread rumors about you boy,
Uh - oh, yeah
I will tell (no you won't) your secrets ( you won't, you won't, you won't, you won't)
They'll be all over town in a week (just one week)
I won't keep ( you better) your secrets
If you tell me you might as well tell everybody-y
Everybody say
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Let me hear you say
I will tell
You won't tell
Tell them all
Please, don't tell
I will tell
No you won't tell
Your secrets, yes I will
No doubt
Oh
Something I should know
What do you want to tell me
Oh, baby there's something you want to confess
Wait till I get my paper and pen-en
(Chorus)
I will tell your secrets
They'll be all over town in a week(in one week)
I won't keep your secrets
If you tell me you might as well tell everybody-y
I need some juicy gossip
Maybe even some truthful lies
Oh, baby if there's something I know about you
I hope you know Derick, Jenny, and Mary know it too - oo
( Chorus)
Yeah
Yes, I will
Everyone knows what we talk about baby boy
Everyone knows about all your secrets boy
And if you deny, I'll make up some lies boy
Because I love to spread rumors about you boy,
Uh - oh, yeah
I will tell (no you won't) your secrets ( you won't, you won't, you won't, you won't)
They'll be all over town in a week (just one week)
I won't keep ( you better) your secrets
If you tell me you might as well tell everybody-y
Everybody say
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Let me hear you say
I will tell
You won't tell
Tell them all
Please, don't tell
I will tell
No you won't tell
Your secrets, yes I will
No doubt
Oh
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