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Song Parodies -> "Open Diary"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alicia Keys

Parody Song Title:

"Open Diary"

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The Lyrics

Hey, yo
Something I should know
What do you want to tell me
Oh, baby there's something you want to confess
Wait till I get my paper and pen-en

I will tell your secrets
They'll be all over town in a week(in one week)
I won't keep your secrets
If you tell me you might as well tell everybody-y

I need some juicy gossip
Maybe even some truthful lies
Oh, baby if there's something I know about you
I hope you know Derick, Jenny, and Mary know it too - oo

( Chorus)

Yes, I will
Everyone knows what we talk about baby boy
Everyone knows about all your secrets boy
And if you deny, I'll make up some lies boy
Because I love to spread rumors about you boy,
Uh - oh, yeah

I will tell (no you won't) your secrets ( you won't, you won't, you won't, you won't)
They'll be all over town in a week (just one week)
I won't keep ( you better) your secrets
If you tell me you might as well tell everybody-y
Everybody say
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Oh yes I will (oh no you won't)
Let me hear you say
I will tell
You won't tell
Tell them all
Please, don't tell
I will tell
No you won't tell
Your secrets, yes I will
No doubt

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Keys-fan - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!! This really really good!

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