Song Parodies -> Lethargy
| Original Song Title: | "Diary" |
| Original Performer: | Alicia Keys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lethargy" |
| Parody Written by: | Neo Matrix |
Lay your head on your desk
'Cause you just won't do work
I have never come to see you working
So there's no pay for you
[Chorus]
I won't give your paycheck
Your money will stay with me
I will keep your paycheck
You won't be paid all because of your lethargy (EeE)
I can not give dictation
Because you just will not write
Secretary, is there any thing that you do? (anything)
Call 1-800-need-a-job vacate my room
(Chorus)
Only I do any work around, deadbeat trash
I don't know how you can be positively lazy, trash
Deadbeat, when you're at work, you should lift a finger, trash
You won't get a paycheck from me, you're fired, cheap trash
(Chorus)
Let me hear you say "broke" (broke) x3
You are so "bro-oo-ke" (bro-oo-ke)
Let me hear you say "I'm so broke" (I'm so broke)
"I'm so broke" (I'm so broke)
Ooo, no paycheck, just get out
'Cause you just won't do work
I have never come to see you working
So there's no pay for you
[Chorus]
I won't give your paycheck
Your money will stay with me
I will keep your paycheck
You won't be paid all because of your lethargy (EeE)
I can not give dictation
Because you just will not write
Secretary, is there any thing that you do? (anything)
Call 1-800-need-a-job vacate my room
(Chorus)
Only I do any work around, deadbeat trash
I don't know how you can be positively lazy, trash
Deadbeat, when you're at work, you should lift a finger, trash
You won't get a paycheck from me, you're fired, cheap trash
(Chorus)
Let me hear you say "broke" (broke) x3
You are so "bro-oo-ke" (bro-oo-ke)
Let me hear you say "I'm so broke" (I'm so broke)
"I'm so broke" (I'm so broke)
Ooo, no paycheck, just get out
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Wow. That was freaking hilarious. I mean, freakishly, freakishly hilarious. My favorite part was the end. That pacing and everything, just props all around. I basically broke my face laughing.
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