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Song Parodies -> "Tall and Frightening Lurch"

Original Song Title:

"Monday Morning Church"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tall and Frightening Lurch"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here's the OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNfnmyHuODo
Came the Uncle who’s named Fester
Rang the buzzer at the door
Cause I can’t seem to greet my guests
With the “You Rang” anymore
Fester said you moved to Reno
And you’re bringing fear to gyms
Our chains are all collecting rust
And I can’t train the squid

You left our house, It’s empty
Have no tall and frightening Lurch
It used to be so full of wraiths
But it’s now full of dirt

I can hear Mortica whisper
“I can’t stand to drive the hearse”
You left our house, It’s empty
Have no tall and frightening Lurch

Our daughter known by Wednesday
Said she missed our playful servant
Without him Pugsly bugs me
Even swallowed by serpent

Cause the Frankenstine that we all loved
Is in another town
We'd rather have you as zombie
And rise up from the ground

You left our house, It’s empty
Have no tall and frightening Lurch
It used to have bugs, bats and snakes
But now it’s full of dirt

I can hear our Uncle Fester
“Bring him back with spell or curse”
You left our house, It’s empty
Have no tall and frightening Lurch

I hope you plan on leavin’
But I’m sure you’re happy there
As for us without your help, Ghoul
We all have a scare

You left our house, It’s empty
Have no tall and frightening Lurch
It used to pry the dead awake
Now they’d rather stay in dirt

And Thing complains his wrist hurt
Things are going bad to worse
You left our house, It’s empty
Have no tall and frightening Lurch

All our lives are now disaster
With no “You Rang” at the door…

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Below Average Dave - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
What possessed you to do this one Matthias? I think it was very funny, although in all honesty listening to the OS to rate it kinda gave me a headache
McKludge - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Yech! What a horrible metaphor to build an OS around. But your parody was impressive. Minor corrections, it's Frankenstein, not stine, and probably should be "wrist hurts" not "wrist hurt"

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