Song Parodies -> Im All The Toppings (Wont Eat It Plain)
| Original Song Title: | "Im A Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Alanis Morrisette |
| Parody Song Title: | "Im All The Toppings (Wont Eat It Plain)" |
| Parody Written by: | White Trash |
i hate to eat it plain
its so bad to me i want some good toppings
try to tell you but you order it
like maybe just a bagel without cream
doesnt taste real sweet
yesterday i cried
i wont relieve till i have fruit on my pie
want you to understand i want that extra juice
when we envy food
i want a little bit of everything
all up on the top
im cheese whiz
i am smuckers
i am chilee
i am mustard
im vinager
i am sauce
i love that grill n spray
im relish
heavy cream
dont wanna eat it plain
if thats how you want it than ill just throw it away
so make me a different pan
this may mean youll have to use some extra ham
rest assure that when im in the mood for olives
and i want salad dressing
tommorow dinner will change because i love those toppings
repeat chorus
just when you think
i want some condiments
i want cheese and maybe some garlic
im loving cool...whip
more than i can chew
i hate it plain
repeat chorus
on my sandwitch
spaghetti
im a sausage i have needs
for your lunch
or your supper
im a angel cake with butter
pepperoni pizza
i want soem cheese stuffed crust
you know i never ever want eat it plain
ooooooooooooooo 2
its so bad to me i want some good toppings
try to tell you but you order it
like maybe just a bagel without cream
doesnt taste real sweet
yesterday i cried
i wont relieve till i have fruit on my pie
want you to understand i want that extra juice
when we envy food
i want a little bit of everything
all up on the top
im cheese whiz
i am smuckers
i am chilee
i am mustard
im vinager
i am sauce
i love that grill n spray
im relish
heavy cream
dont wanna eat it plain
if thats how you want it than ill just throw it away
so make me a different pan
this may mean youll have to use some extra ham
rest assure that when im in the mood for olives
and i want salad dressing
tommorow dinner will change because i love those toppings
repeat chorus
just when you think
i want some condiments
i want cheese and maybe some garlic
im loving cool...whip
more than i can chew
i hate it plain
repeat chorus
on my sandwitch
spaghetti
im a sausage i have needs
for your lunch
or your supper
im a angel cake with butter
pepperoni pizza
i want soem cheese stuffed crust
you know i never ever want eat it plain
ooooooooooooooo 2
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The original song is NOT by Alanis!
sorry i just seen alanis when i seen the song hey doesnt mean you have to give me ones stupid this songs better than that
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