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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving"

Original Song Title:

"Everything"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrisette

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving"

Parody Written by:

Cookie-man

The Lyrics

OK I know I know it's a bit premature, but when inspiration strikes you have to run with it..........And actually it IS only a few months away........
It's my favorite meal time. It's the grandest kind
I'll get stuffed like food is going out of style
I have got the biggest gut that you've ever seen
And I'll take on anyone who thinks that they can eat more than me this time

I love Thanksgiving, almost every part
Love my turkey white, not so much the dark
I'll dig into vats of mashed po-tat-os
Pull a plastic bag over all of my clothes
In case I spill.......

Stuffing, yams, and olives, juicy cranberries
Be sure to avoid grandma's specialty, creamed peas
Rolls, and pie and ice cream; green bean casserole
I just want to eat everything, climb in the gravy boat and start to row

I love Thanksgiving, almost every part
Love my turkey white, not so much the dark
Gonna eat so much that my pants won't fit
My old couch will groan every time I sit
Down on my rear.....

I can't resist, the sticks of cel'ry smeared with bottled cheese
Mounds of food, all there, laid out before me all meant to tempt and tease

I love Thanksgiving, almost every part
Love my turkey white, not so much the dark
I have nothing which of to be ashamed
Gonna make damn sure that I clean my plate
Just shed a tear

Best time of year
Turkey so dear...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Cookie! =(
Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I KTOS and I love it! This is fabulous cookie! And I love Thanksgiving - it is hands down the greatest meal in the world! My all time favorite line was "climb in the gravy boat and start to row." And " Love my turkey white, not so much the dark " made me LOL too. I couldn't agree more. And now I'm hungry...
Cookie-man - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Trust me on this Arwen it's HILARIOUS!!!
Cookie-man - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I am SO glad you liked is Ash! I was actually getting hungry when I wrote it. I like the gravy boat line too, but my favorite is the line about the celery sticks with bottled cheese. It just wouldn't be Thanksgiving without them! And to whomever gave me a 4 for pacing, I guess one of the lines was a smidge off, but come on it was funny! Don't make me sit on you! ;)
Toad - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is super. I can't believe you don't have more votes. I gave you all 5's.
Cookie-man - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Toad! I am so glad you liked it!!! I thought it was pretty funny myself! ;)

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