I can be a glutton of the fattest kind
I can pull off a Miu Miu in XL size
I can eat as much as ten hippos
And you've never met anyone who
Is as piggish as I am sometimes

I can eat a whole cow and still have dessert
I can consume what should make your stomach hurt
I can take up a whole family couch
And you've never met anyone who
Is as greedy as I am sometimes

I'll eat anything
I'll eat any part
Whether it's corned beef
Or a nice jam tart
I'll munch anything
Which is edible
I'll eat everything at my Deli Local
And they restock

I could probably eat a small young baby
My jelly resemblance scares off fit ladies
I can't get into my house no more
And you've never met anyone who's
As unhealthy as I am sometimes

I'll eat anything
I'll eat any part
Whether it's corned beef
Or a nice jam tart
I'll munch anything
Which is edible
I'll eat everything at my Deli Local
And they restock

If I, resist, the bliss of food
Maybe I'll de-grow
If I, resist, the bliss of eating
Down to thin I may go

I'm the fastest eater that you've ever met
I'm the largest pooper that you've ever met
I'm the richest person that you've ever met
And that has been made obvious by
The amount of food I always have

I'll eat anything
I'll eat any part
Whether it's corned beef
Or a nice jam tart
I'll munch anything
Which is edible
I'll eat everything at my Deli Local
And they restock

And they restock

Oooooo [And they restock]

And they restock