Don’t throw\ That out\ Keep it\ I need that\It may be broke\But someday I’lluse that\ Oooh

My house is full of stuff you never knew existed
I got so much junk I don’t even want to list it
Once I get my paycheck I like to go to Target
On Sunday I’m at garage sales
They all call me a
Pack rat.....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat Oooooh
Pack rat.....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat....Oooooh

Micky D toys ready to attack me
Stuff piled up, I cant find my car key
An old tractor sitting in the back yard
In the kitchen I got 20 gallons of lard
Bubble wrap, Pizza boxes
Not to mention old shoe boxes
I can’t call ya
I can’t find my cell phone
It must be piled up
underneath the junk I own

My house is full of stuff you never knew existed
I got so much junk I don’t even want to list it
Once I get my paycheck I like to go to Target
On Sunday I’m at garage sales
They all call me a
Pack rat....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat Oooooh
Pack rat......cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat....Oooooh

Oh, look there’s another talking fish
And a broken salad dish
That I will not throw out
Cant fit stuff in my attack no more
For good lord
I gotta bar my door
When I get home I log onto ebay
Im on there almost everyday
Buying stuff each and every way
My mother has nothing left to say
Hey I cant believe what I hear
You have a bunch of old football gear
No I said don’t throw it in the dump
Just bring it back here to my clump
You can smell my house from a mile away
I kinda like the smell shall I say
And it just keeps growing everyday
Besides nobody wants to be my next door neighbor

My house is full of stuff you never knew existed
I got so much junk I don’t even want to list it
Once I get my paycheck I like to go to Target
On Sunday I’m at garage sales
They all call me a
Pack rat.....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat Oooooh
Pack rat.....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat....Oooooh

M&Ms rollin, all over the floor and
I still cant find my shoes for bowling
I have every remote control
That I have ever owned in my whole life
Really dull pocket knifes
No wonder I don’t have a wife
Girl I can tell that you think im creepy

My house is full of stuff you never knew existed
I got so much junk I don’t even want to list it
Once I get my paycheck I like to go to Target
On Sunday I’m at garage sales
They all call me a
Pack rat.....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat Oooooh
Pack rat.....cant see my floor
Pack rat.....lets store some more
Pack rat.....can’t shut this drawer
Pack rat....Oooooh