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Song Parodies -> "Ode to Rita's Ice"

Original Song Title:

"Smack That"

Original Performer:

Akon & Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Ode to Rita's Ice"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

This is a praising song to Rita's Italian Ice, which is a small nationwide chain of stores that sell custard and shaved ice and things in case you didn't know. I don't know if you'd call it a parody, but it uses the tune of Smack That by Akon.
Rita’s…the song
Maca…roni Man
I’ll eat that custard if it’s flavored lemon.

I see you eating; but not Rita’s it is bad, so
Why not go get some Blendinis and Gelatis?
Maybe go to the place where they have mango Mistos.
Ritachinno, Italian Ice, I call myself a
Pack rat - it tastes so good,
Grab snacks - it's from the hood,
Like that - you’d come if you could,
Haha­­­ - ooooo!
Bad Cat - he took my spoon,
Gallons - of icy food,
This that - I just can’t choose,
Haha - Now in a good mood!

First stamp on, only need nine more marks,
Pull in the parking lot, where is my Cool Card?
My friend’s got the whole thing marked off,
So the next time he comes, gets a free custard.
Prices not what you’d call “down”
Ooo – brain freeze, don’t eat so fast ow!
But when it’s hot out, you need some ice to cool down,
Money’s a problem, but we still always go, how?

I see you eating; but not Rita’s it is bad, so
Why not go get some Blendinis and Gelatis?
Maybe go to the place where they have mango Mistos.
Ritachinno, Italian Ice, I call myself a
Pack rat - it tastes so good,
Grab snack - they from the hood,
Like that - you’d go if you could,
Haha­­­ - ooooo!
Bad Cat - he takes my spoon,
Gallons - of icey food,
This that - I cannot choose,
Haha - Now I'm in a good mood!

Aw, too bad they close in November,
Too cold in winter,
They reopen in March.
Put a little syrup on,
Cherry on the tip,
Give them a big tip
For college credit.
Chocolate hand-dipped custard in the bowl
Increases size of your jelly roll.
Spoon is too short to fit through the cup’s hole.
Hard to hold my stomach back, I’m so full!
Messed up, they didn’t think I’d know,
Look in my Blendini, and I’m like, yo,
I know I ordered with Nilla Wafers,
The one by our neighbors,
Has got better waiters.
Plus, that Rita’s only a mile away,
It’s easier to find a parking place,
They got that guy that dressed as a Gelati,
Too bad he’s not the one singing this song, it’s me! Macaroni Man!

I see you eating; but not Rita’s it is bad, so
Why not go get some Blendinis and Gelatis?
Maybe go to the place where they have mango Mistos.
Ritachinno, Italian Ice, I call myself a
Pack rat - all tastes so good,
Grab snack - it’s in the hood,
Like that - you’d come and you should,
Haha­­­ - ooooo!
Bad Cat - he stole my spoon,
Gallons - of ice cold food,
This that - We just can’t choose,
Haha - Now we're in a good mood!

M&M’s, mango, and
Chocolate custard coating.
New, and, oh, Swedish Fish ice coming.
Rita’s was opened
By Bob Tumolan.
Soon’ll be first of Spring, get yours, for free!
The Birthday Club, woo wee!
Splenda sweetened; sugar free!
The Alex Lemonade thing,
I’m donating.

I see you're eating; but not Rita’s it is bad, so
Why don't we get some Blendinis and Gelatis?
Maybe go to the place where they have mango Mistos.
Ritachinnos, Italian Ice, I call myself a
Pack rat - tastes very good,
Grab snack - it’s from the hoood,
Like that - please come if you would,
Haha­­­ - ooooo!
Bad Cat - he took your spoon,
Gallons - of icy good,
This that - I just can’t lose,
Haha - We're all in a good mood!
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