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Song Parodies -> "American Game Owner: Jade Ware"

Original Song Title:

"American Dragon: Jake Long Theme Song"

Original Performer:

A.J. Trauth

Parody Song Title:

"American Game Owner: Jade Ware"

Parody Written by:

Jade Ware

The Lyrics

i was singing this song when i got jade emiprie. (Wait till bioware finds out im a game owner.)
He is cool; he is hot like a frozen sun
He is young and fast, he is the chosen one
People, we are not bragging
He is the American Game Owner
He is going to stop his enemies with his Game Owner power
Game Owner teeth, Game Owner tail, Burning Game Owner fire
A real live wire

American Game Owner!

"Game Owner Up!"

American Game Owner!

"Oh, oh, oh, woah!"

He is the American Game Owner
Break down with the Game Owner

His skills are getting faster with Grandpa the master
His destiny will walk up streets
Showtime, baby, for the legacy!

American Game Owner!
From the "J" to the "A" to the "D to the "E!"
I am the Mack daddy Game Owner of the NYC, ya heard.
He is the American Game Owner!

Jade, get back to work!
Aw, operate!

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 22

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Poopie - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Now I finally know the lyrics to the song I can sing along with it. By the way, you know that CD Girl Authority? I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!! They sing SO bad! Even my grandma or my 3 year old sister could sing better than them!
the REAL Poopie - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The above comment was made by an impostor. This parody has nothing to do with toilet humour, so that person can just go get his or her own alias.
sarah jane - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but coolllllllllllllllllllllllll funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but stupidddddddddddddddddddddddd
Paul - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
can you give me the theme song of the american dragon?? i can't download it. my email is
rachel - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
stupid or in the words of simon from american idol that was dreadful that was bad

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