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Song Parodies -> "Cause I'm Too White"

Original Song Title:

"Cause I Got High"

Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Cause I'm Too White"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

It's like I can't see myself in the mirror
The light, when it shines, its bright
Guess it's because I'm too white

OH OH (nelly yell)

I'm getting funny stares walking through Watts cuz I'm white
They probaly think I'm some kind of cop cuz I'm white
I'm probaly gonna die and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

A police officer didn't arrest me cuz I'm white
He told me I could go free cuz I'm white
Now I don't have to pay a fine and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

I couldn't grow an afro cuz I'm white
The comb fell out of my hair cuz I'm white
Now its laying on the ground and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

I always listened to rock music cuz I'm white
I jump into all the mosh pits cuz I'm white
I despise hip hop music and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

I'll get my ass beat saying the "N" word cuz I'm white
So I just flip them the bird cuz I'm white
I think OJ is guilty and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

I couldn't walk with saggy pants cuz I'm white
I tripped over myself cuz I'm white
I have a dent on my head and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

I can't walk holding my nuts cuz I'm white
Then people would think I'm gay cuz I'm white
I can't pull off a limp and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

I love the cold and snow cuz I'm white
I can't say things like fo show cuz I'm white
I don't know what a pimp is and I know why
Because I'm too white x3

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 74

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