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Song Parodies -> "Because I'm A Fly"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Because I'm A Fly"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

It's like, my aedeagus itches man
Hand me the poopcorn (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

The humans don't want me around, because I'm a fly
They get upset when I'm around, because I'm a fly
They're always trying to swat me, I don't know why
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly

(La da da da da da da da da)

I gotta stay away from frogs, because I'm a fly
But I'm really quite fond of dogs, because I'm a fly
They leave me nice surprises, oh me oh my!
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly

(La da da da da da da da da)

I've got a job I gotta do, because I'm a fly
I've got a wife and maggots too, because I'm a fly
We live in that box of flour, so proud am I
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly

(La da da da da da da da da)

Got some parasites I carry, 'cause I'm a fly
Typhoid, cholera, dysentery, 'cause I'm a fly
And parasitic worm eggs, a nice supply
'Cause I'm a fly
'Cause I'm a fly
'Cause I'm a fly

(La da da da da da da da da)

The humans bought a can of Raid, because I'm a fly
It's getting me dismayed, because I'm a fly
I might have to relocate, and I know why
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'll only live a couple of weeks, because I'm a fly
My life expectancy's bleak, because I'm a fly
Grow up, eat poop, and mate once, and then you die
The life of a fly
The life of a fly
The life of a fly

(La da da da da da da da da)

I flew into a strange machine, because I'm a fly
And it scrambled up my genes, because I'm a fly
Now I've become half-human, it makes me cry
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly
Because I'm a fly

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Hu's On First - October 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Change the first two lines of the first verse to: "The humans don't want me around, because I'm a fly They get upset when I'm in town, because I'm a fly" I didn't realize I'd rhymed with the same word until just now.

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