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Song Parodies -> "But I Was A Guy ("Gay Girl in Damascus")"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"But I Was A Guy ("Gay Girl in Damascus")"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Two American men have just been caught impersonating lesbian bloggers; one guy living in Scotland ran the "Gay Girl in Damascus" blog, and the other one in the US ran "Lez Get Real". The hoaxes were revealed after the "Syrian" lesbian character tried to flirt with the "American" one on Facebook. This is one of the weirdest stories I've ever seen. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amina_Abdallah_Araf_al_Omari
I said I was a lesbian
But I was a guy
Not a rooster, but a hen
But I was a guy
Now I am all embarrassed, and I know why
Because I'm a guy
Because I'm a guy
Because I'm a guy

I said I was from Syria
But that was a lie
And that I'd seen hysteria
But that was a lie
I really was in Scotland, and I know why
'Cause it was a lie
'Cause it was a lie
'Cause it was a lie

I tried to flirt with "Lez Get Real"
but "she" was a guy
I tried to tell her how I feel
but "she was a guy
Now we've both been outed, and we know why
Because we are guys
Because we are guys
Because we are guys

I said Assad had kidnapped me
but that was a lie
And they wanted to get me set free
But they couldn't try
'Cause the Syria thing was just an alibi
Yes, it was a lie
Oh, it was a lie
Oh, it was a lie

Everyone fell for my trick
Though I am a guy
They never knew I had a d*ck
Or that I'm a guy
But now I'm caught with pants down, and this is why:
Because I'm a guy
Because I'm a guy
Because I'm a guy

What a wise man says:
If you're a guy
You shouldn't claim to be a lez
If you're a guy
Or else they will unmask you, oh my oh my
Because you're a guy
Because you're a guy
Because you're a guy

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