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Song Parodies -> "But That I Don't Buy (Part II)"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"But That I Don't Buy (Part II)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

After submitting my initial version of "But That I Don't Buy", several more verses came to me; enough to write a sequel. There are an awful lot of crazy people out there...
That say that Elvis is deceased
but that I don't buy
They say the man's resting in peace
but that I don't buy
He lives with Andy Kaufman, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The media's lies
No, those I don't buy

They say that Hillary is nice
but that I don't buy
They say that you should not think twice
but that I don't buy
I know that she's a Reptoid, and here is why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy

They say bin Laden is now dead
but that I don't buy
The SEALs shot him in the head
but that I don't buy
I know Obama faked it, and here is why:
Because I don't buy
The government's lies
No, those I don't buy

They say that Paul McCartney's there
but that I don't buy
They say he's standing on the stair
but that I don't buy
I know that Paul is dead, and here is why:
Because I don't buy
Those Beatlesque lies
No, those I don't buy

They said the 'Pubs won 2010
but that I don't buy
The GOP came marching in
but that I don't buy
Those damn Koch brothers rigged it, and here is why:
Because I don't buy
Conservative lies
No, those I don't buy

They said Obama won fair and square
but that I don't buy
People voted and they cared
but that I don't buy
I know that Soros rigged it, and here is why:
Because I don't buy
Those liberal iles
No, those I don't buy

They say our country still is free
but that I don't buy
It's still a democracy
but that I don't buy
Illuminati run it, and here is why:
Because I don't buy
Those Freemasons' lies
No, those I don't buy

They say the media's doing fine
but that I don't buy
And free speech still can shine
but that I don't buy
Jews control the press, and this is why
Because I don't buy
The Zionist lies
No, those I don't buy

They say I'm hateful and insane
but that I don't buy
Something's messed up with my brain
but that I don't buy
You're all a bunch of lemmings, and I know why
Because I don't buy
The "normal" folks' lies
No, those I don't buy

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Patrick - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I can still buy the truth in this parody. Looks like we may have a new "Spell" here.

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