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Song Parodies -> "'Cause I Told A Lie (Anthony Weiner)"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"'Cause I Told A Lie (Anthony Weiner)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Anthony Weiner wants everyone to stop making fun of his name, according to his spokesmen Mike Rotch, Ben Dover and Harry Balz.
I said my Twitter had been hacked
But that was a lie
I said my password was attacked
But that was a lie
And now my career is over, and I know why
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I said I wasn't sexting girls
But that was a lie
Who lived halfway 'round the world
But that was a lie
Now I hope my wife don't leave me, and here is why
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I said I'd never take a chance
But that was a lie
I said I would keep on my pants
But that was a lie
I sent her pictures of my Weiner, I'm that kind of guy
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I said I'd take it down a notch
But that was lie
I wouldn't photograph my crotch
But that was a lie
Now everybody's seen it; how embarrassed am I
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

I thought it was a private message
But that was a lie
I thought the public wouldn't see it
But that was a lie
Now they caught me with my pants down, and I know why
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie
'Cause I told a lie

Everybody listen to me:
Never tell lies
Don't snap pictures of your wee
And never tell lies
Or else you'll end up like me: pitiful guys
So never tell lies
Never tell lies
No, never tell lies

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Dick Kedd - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
You take pictures of yourself and post them on the internet and hope no one will see them? What a Weiner! Let's play composers. You'll be Afro Man, Rob will be Screamin' Jay, and I'll be Bach!
Patrick - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Next time Congressman Weiner wants to hide naughty pictures of himself, he can attach them to one of my parodies on this site. Nobody will see them or say a thing.
Mike Hunt - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
If Weiner were a Repub, he'd have resigned by now. But since Democrats are the party of Clinton/Caligula, sex blunders are a badge of honor.

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