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Song Parodies -> "I Am Ice Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Afro Man"

Original Performer:

Afro Man

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Ice Cream Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

All my friends at northern middle school made this up it is really funny
I am ice cream man running over children in my mini van
when i ring my bells they get their stuff and run like hell

Run them down if they are fat
Beat them in the head with a baseball bat
I'm phsycotic they all say running over kids everyday

sitt'n in my truck eat'n tater tots
washing it down with whiskey shots

They didn't know what idid wrong
till they saw him wearing that thong

This is the end to that i say
Blowin their heads off with an A-K

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 83

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 1   22
 2   6
 3   8
 4   7
 5   40

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brandon - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
this song is awsome
jack - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
wow... the parody song is a parody of a parody song of Iron Man by black sabbath not afroman
dude it's me - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
brandon - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
man, i lied before, this song is stupid sh*t. God, we all suck for making this song up!
brandon - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
dude i was just kidding i love this song it is the best
Dudette_4576 - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Hello? those are not the right lyrics! It goes like this: I am ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van. When i ring my bell, all the little fats kids run like hell.
kylee and tece - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
lol that was funny id like 2 hear r ice creamman sing that also id like 2 be the ice cream man too;} ha ha thats hilarious! id like to be the ice cream man especially with the beating and the shooting! X)
Meow - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You mean Northern Middle School as in Hagerstown Maryland? I go there!
Kk - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Umm like get the lyrics right otherwise it's the best! :)))))
Nintendogs Rock! - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Noooooo, I live miles away where you live from in another middle school and ppl there say THEY made that up! I'm so confused! Hmmm... who to believe.....
none - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Its: I am ice cream man. Running over little kids in my van. If I don't hit them first, I'll run over little kids in reverse.
Taylor - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
No its not! Its : I am the icecream man,running over fat kids with my van.If I miss at first Im gonna hit them in reverse.
brandon - November 21, 2009 - Report this comment
do you like the song
brandon - November 21, 2009 - Report this comment
ius somebody there
Taylor - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
i am ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when i ring my bell all of those fat kids run like hell but they wont get far cause i got a shotgun in my car 50 pounds of steel falling down the road in 4 wheels if i miss the turn ill try again in reverse
Maury McFlury - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
i am the ice cream man runnin over fat kids in my van if i dont hit them first huntin' gun and watch them run like hell
Lavaman61 - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment
At my school it's "I am the ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van. When I ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell"

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