I was gonna visit the lagoon untill I had pie,
I was gonna get my swimmin' costume but then I had pie,
The lagoon has chunks floatin' in it and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I wass gonna attend a funeral mass before I had pie,
I would make grandma's funeral last but I had pie,
Noises are comin' outta my a** and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I was gonna go to the zoo but then I had pie,
I was gonna feed a monkey but then I had pie,
Now I'm bein' mauled by animals and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I was gonna visit cousin Mort before I had pie,
I was gonna play a field sport but I had pie,
There's stawberry tort everywhere and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I was tryin' to mop a mess but I had pie,
I was gonna fall down and drop but I had pie,
Mom won't let me out and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I was gonna wash with soap untill I had pie,
I was gonna put up my coat but then I had pie,
Mom's spakin' me and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I was gonna eat less sweets but then I had pie,
I was gonna get rid of my stomach issues but then I had pie,
I'm opposite of constipated and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I messed my free time life because I had pie,
I have peer caused stife because I had pie,
I'm all alone fartin' at recess and I know why (Pie man? Ey!),
'Cause I had pie (x3)

(farting noises)

I'm gonna drop and sleep because I ate pie,
I'm dreamin' this whole thing at night because I ate pie,
and if I wake up at one I know why (Pie man? Ey!),

'Cause I ate pie (x3)

(farting noises)