Song Parodies -> "Cuz I Was Poked In The Eye"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

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Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Cuz I Was Poked In The Eye"

Parody Written by:

Walkingcorndog

The Lyrics

I thank my friend(Ben) for helping me with this song(the fool poked me in the eye).

I was gonna eat my shoe, but I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna chop that friggin' shoe, but I was poked in the eye.
I'm still really hungry, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.
LADADADADADADA
I was gonna go to get my reserved game, but I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna play it the whole day, but I was poked in the eye.
Now some geek took my copy, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.
LADADADADADADA
I was gonna buy some shorts, but I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna wear those shorts to work, but I was poked in the eye.
I didn't get my damn paycheck, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.
LADADADADADADA
I was gonna pick my nose, but I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna dig out a a frickin' gold mine, but I was poked in the eye.
Now my nose is hella stuffy, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.
LADADADADADADA
I was gonna take a big old turd, but I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna let that sucka go, but I was poked in the eye.
Now I've ****ed my pants, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.
LADADADADADADA
I was gonna eat some Wienerschnitzel, but I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna make that sucka gone, but I was poked in the eye.
Now that Hot Dog is on the run, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.
LADADADADADADA
I'm gonna stop singin' this song, cuz I was poked in the eye.
I was gonna keep on singin' this song, but I was poked in the eye.
Now i'm in the Hospital, and I know why.
Why man?
Cuz I was poked in the eye, poked in the eye, poked in the eye.

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neminem - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Is this some kind of joke? It tells no story, and it has not a single correctly-rhymed couplet nor a single line that follows the original's pacing. Finally, "shit" is an irregular verb, so unless your character fucked his pants, I don't get the bleeped out line :-).

Agrimorfee - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Schoolyard humor, nothing more. To each his own, but most folks here want a bit more than that. 312

I wans't trying to be funny. - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I was just screwing up the song. YOU know damn well that hee didn't fuck his pants. HE shitted in them.

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