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Song Parodies -> "Because I'm A Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Because I'm A Guy"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

I fantasize 'bout sexy chicks, because I'm a guy
(i heard that)
I'm looking at some porno pics, because I'm a guy
(oh man, that's nasty)
Watch Cinemax for their skinflix, I'll tell you why
(why, man?)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(showtime is better)

I stand up when I have to go, because I'm a guy
(go where?)
I can write my name in the snow, because I'm a guy
(oh, go there)
In men's rooms I don't look too low, I'll tell you why
(i know why)
'Cause when you're a guy, you look in the eye, every other guy
(i just look straight ahead)

I have lesbian fantasies, because I'm a guy
(say what?)
Two women are the way to please, if you are a guy
(you got that right)
I love to watch the women tease, I'll tell you why
(tell us)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(uh huh, if you say so)

I get into a lot of fights, because I'm a guy
(hey man, stop hitting me)
I have a lot of drunken nights, because I'm a guy
(you must be drunk right now)
I think that I have every right, I'll tell you why
(do you have to?)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(lay off the face, man)

I'm living shorter than my wife, because I'm a guy
(wives will do that to ya)
I have a very stressful life, because I'm a guy
(you don't know what stress is)
I have lots of trouble and strife, and I know why
(you don't know anything)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(who ya tryin' to convince?)

I never give the right of way, because I'm a guy
(no man, that's just you)
Treat every street like a speedway, because I'm a guy
(because you're a jerk)
Not guilty to the judge I say, I'll tell you why
(no, wait, let me guess)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(i think i saw this title before)

Claude Prez had a song that was named, "Because I'm A Guy"
(deja vu)
I only saw it just today, and that is no lie
(yeah, right)
I'm gonna post it anyway, I'll tell you why
(here it comes)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(is this stupid song almost over?)

I'm gonna sing another verse, to piss off this guy
(you do not want to do that)
I'll make this one the most perverse, to piss off this guy
(big mistake)
And then I'm gonna make him curse, I'll tell you why
(you're gonna what?)
Because I'm a guy, who would like to try, to piss off this guy
(you don't have to try too hard)

I play some football and baseball, because I'm a guy
(you pitch like charlie brown)
I play some golf and basketball, because I'm a guy
(you aint got game)
Yeah I like playing with my balls, I'll tell you why
(oh no, you did not just say that)
Because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy, because I'm a guy
(you didn't make me curse)

And now it's time to make him swear, so I'm gonna try
(take your best shot)
I'm gonna say something right here, that will make him cry
(i don't think so)
He's gonna start to curse and swear, I'll tell you why
(bring it on, chump)
His daddy's a guy, who likes other guys, his mama's a guy
(alright, now ya gonna die, motherf-)

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Phil Alexander - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I think all us XY-gened souls can relate to this. Loved the extra verse about Claude's :-)
Claude Prez - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't believe I forgot to comment on this last night. Definitely a different angle than mine; great job.
sloatead - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, you two seem to be the only ones who liked this, unless everyone else is too busy laughing their ass off to comment...yeah, that's it
Agrimorfee - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
You made in-jokes that would funny to people who never have been to this site before...points for that, as well as making this song just as funny as the original--and commenting on how annoying it is too! 555
Stray Pooch - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Sloatead I can't believe I missed this one! LOL! BION my son was working on a parody with the same title. He emailed me an MP3 of afroman's song and that is how I know it. His parody (which he hasn't finished to my knowledge) had to do with how he treats women (not my son, but the character in the song - at least i HOPE not my son!). What I really like about this send up is that you have the background commentary like the original - that makes the song!! Great job! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Anybody who DKTOS be careful if you do download it. There is at least one DEFINITELY XXX-rated verse in the full version!
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great! I especially LOVED all your parenthetical lines!
Kat3 - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! That's exactly how guys think too isn't it, i wouldn't know i'm not a guy
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Just to fill you in Kat3, YES. We do think like this. What a hoot, sloathead! 555! BLATANT ADVERTISING: I think I mentioned you in my Heapsofparodiesheremimicthisoverdoneopus. As for references to not looking whilst peeing at a urinal, you may wish to visit http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/evanescence35.shtml Or not.
Growler - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song, only problem is where can I obtain a copy of it?
Cecee821 - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG. that was frickin hilarious. I think tears are still rolling (big smile on face)!!! I e-mailed it to everyone. Dude your a friggin genius

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