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Song Parodies -> "'cuz I'm gay!"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"'cuz I'm gay!"

Parody Written by:

Jess & Lea Lea

The Lyrics

.....We ain't gay, but we're high on sugar!!! And have you ever had a conversation with a gay guy on the net?? (Pretending that you are also male... and gay...) 'tis SCARY!! anywayz... on with the show!
I was gonna ask you out, but then I turned gay.....
I was gonna walk right up to you, but then I turned gay....
And now I'm in gay bars, and I know hey! (Hey man!)
- 'cuz I'm gay! (repeat 3X)

(la de dah dah dah dah....)

Monday I was readin' Playboy, but then I turned gay!
I coulda had a lotta fun, but then I turned gay..... :(
And now I got lotsa bum friends and I know why! (Yeah yeah!)
- 'cuz I'm gay! (repeat 3X)

My favourite colour used to be black, but then I turned gay!
I used to wear it on my back, but then I turned gay!
And now I'm wearing pink shirts! and I know why! (why man??)
- 'cuz I'm gay!! (repeat 3X)

I used to sit down and watch the game, before I turned gay....
I used to slam down a beer, before I turned gay....
And now I'm pickin' pansies and I know why! (yeah yeah!)
- 'cuz I'm gay! (repeat 3X)

Barbeques waz my thing, before I turned gay....
Ev'ryone used to come Sunday afternoon, before I turned gay....
Now I'm makin' pink souffle, and I know why!!! :D (why man??)
- 'cuz I'm gay!! (repeat 3X)

I used to be rough and tough, before I turned gay....
I used to be....."the MAN", before I turned gay....
And now I'm cross-dressin', and I know why!!
- 'cuz I'm gay! (repeat 3X)

I used to love heavy rock, before I turned gay!
I used to have my music up loud, before I turned gay!
And now I'm droolin' over N*Sync and I know why!!
- 'cuz I'm gay!! (repeat 3X)

I used to sit on my ass, before I turned gay....
I used to sit.... down a lot, but then I turned gay....
And now I can't sit down!! and I know why! (yeah yeah!)
- 'cuz I'm gay (repeat 3X)

I never used to change my jocks, but then I turned gay!
I used to be unhygenic, but then I turned gay!
And now I smell like cleaners and I know why! (what, you mean napisan??) ( yeah yeah!)
- 'cuz I'm gay!! (repeat 3X)
COPYRIGHT TO ME!.... oh.... and her *points at Leanne*, but I'm more important! Email us if ye like it!! :D jess_bogaart@hotmail.com, toodlez2000@hotmail.com

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