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Song Parodies -> "Because Buffy Got High"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Afroman

Parody Song Title:

"Because Buffy Got High"

Parody Written by:

JHS Token

The Lyrics

This is my second Buffy-theme parody. And also, it's their swan song because it's their last season. Enjoy!
BUFFY:
I was chosen to slay the vampires in Sunnydale but I got high
I had been bitten twice by Spike and Angel, then I got high
Now, I'm going to die in the last season and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got, because I got high.

WILLOW:
I was going to practice more magical spells today but I got high
I was going to blow up the world with my evil powers but I got high
Now, I can't control my own magic and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

XANDER:
I was the useless guy in the gang before I got high
I was about to marry Anya today but I got high
Now, I couldn't get over her and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

DAWN:
I was the key that could open both dimensions in the world but I got high
Glory was about to sacrifice me but I got high
Now, I still live with Buffy and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

ANYA:
I was a vengeance demon who kill a bunch of guys before I got high
I was about to lose my evil powers today, but I got high
Now, I'm going crazy over Xander and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

SPIKE:
I was the bloodiest vampire in the world then I got high
Then, soldiers try to put microchips in my head but I got high
Now, I'm in love with Buffy and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

GILES:
I was the watcher who is sworn to protect the slayer but I got high
I was about to train the potential slayers but I got high
Now, the Watchers Council had been blown up and I don't know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Any comments, e-mail me at jhs10465@aol.com

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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 23

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